Thats news to me?

In the headlines this week, Macca finally gets to see how much Ms Mills will be due after their 4 yrs of what had seemed to be quite a happy marriage . Her settlement, estimated to be around £60m means she won't be short of a penny for a while. Could this break the record of the largest UK divorce settlement of £48? More than likely yes. It certainly has been a very length and painful process for both involved, but lets hope after this they can both move on and find happiness and put this mess behind them. Although, I have a feeling that this won't be the last we hear of Ms Mills...

Britney Spears (although I loathe to say the name) has been at it again. Nude pictures, manager ordered to 'beat it' and family and judges, still arguing over who is best suited to look after, as she clearly is unable to do it herself, and dinners with Mel Gibson, who hit career suicide a few yrs ago, and made a comeback with movie 'Apocalypse'. Ironic don't you think, after his comments about the Jewish community? Well, if you think about it, who better to get Britney to give herself a shake and get it together? He's certainly been there and done that. What can we expect next I wonder? Well if it were my choice, I'd rather not hear anything about it at all. We are bored with it, sick of being told every time she coughs, burps or farts. We're over it, give it a rest already, F$%& Britney, Leave US alone!

Apparently 41.2% of people in Japan take their cell phones/mobiles in the bath with them. Not surprising to hear as technology means that we use our phones for more than phoning each other now. What is surprising, is that this is news worthy? Of course we take our mobiles in the bathroom, thats why they're called mobile phones. Next they'll be taking survey on how many people actually use their ovens, to cook food. Well, I have to admit, I haven't used mine much lately, its becoming a rather large and heavy kitchen ornament, although, hardly ornamental either.

I'll be making another video hopefully quite soon, I can talk for short periods of time, and seem to be getting used to the morphine...slightly. So fingers crossed, watch out for a video within the next few days to a week.

Thanks for reading

N xx

Being sick sucks

So, I've let mostly everyone know I'm under the weather at the moment, hopefully not being too morbid about it, but also hoping folks understand its not just a cold either.

I'm pretty much incapacitated at the moment, and struggling to stay awake for a few hours at a time, and feeling like a have narcolepsy on top of everything else. Sheesh, really feelin sorry for myself huh? Awk, I'm allowed lol! This morphine is ok, but seems to emphasise any mood I am in. For instance, I feel very guilty about being so 'wasted' so much of the day! And I'm quite aware that people look at me and think all sorts of things when I'm standing in a shop, sweating, eyes half shut. I DO look like a junky or a desperate shoplifter..hmm.. sounds like a good name for a parody of a well known soap, which could be set here in Scotland! Seriously though, it does make me really paranoid when I'm out and about, and people make it quite obvious that I don't look 'normal'. Yeah Yeah, I can almost hear you saying, "You never really did!" lol..very funny..

Happiness and joy are great when I let myself slip quite easily into an opiate daydream. A very nice feeling indeed, still getting immense pain though.

So, I have started to learn to crochet, and finished a beanie hat in a day. It wasn't of a great standard, but I really did feel quite good at having started something and finished it. A great sense of accomplishment indeed! I also managed to find some cheap wool in a few of these pound shops we are so over run by here. Great though, for some things, but shocking when you see what you have bought for £10 and then realise you could get for half that price elsewhere.

I've missed my 'Little Friday Quote' two weeks running now, and only realised on the Saturday. My days are just so mixed up I never really know what part of the week I'm at lol!

Sunday tomorrow, and going to try washing my hair, attempt some more spring cleaning and watch a movie (if I can stay awake long enough)

Thanks for reading,

N xx