Thats news to me?

In the headlines this week, Macca finally gets to see how much Ms Mills will be due after their 4 yrs of what had seemed to be quite a happy marriage . Her settlement, estimated to be around £60m means she won't be short of a penny for a while. Could this break the record of the largest UK divorce settlement of £48? More than likely yes. It certainly has been a very length and painful process for both involved, but lets hope after this they can both move on and find happiness and put this mess behind them. Although, I have a feeling that this won't be the last we hear of Ms Mills...

Britney Spears (although I loathe to say the name) has been at it again. Nude pictures, manager ordered to 'beat it' and family and judges, still arguing over who is best suited to look after, as she clearly is unable to do it herself, and dinners with Mel Gibson, who hit career suicide a few yrs ago, and made a comeback with movie 'Apocalypse'. Ironic don't you think, after his comments about the Jewish community? Well, if you think about it, who better to get Britney to give herself a shake and get it together? He's certainly been there and done that. What can we expect next I wonder? Well if it were my choice, I'd rather not hear anything about it at all. We are bored with it, sick of being told every time she coughs, burps or farts. We're over it, give it a rest already, F$%& Britney, Leave US alone!

Apparently 41.2% of people in Japan take their cell phones/mobiles in the bath with them. Not surprising to hear as technology means that we use our phones for more than phoning each other now. What is surprising, is that this is news worthy? Of course we take our mobiles in the bathroom, thats why they're called mobile phones. Next they'll be taking survey on how many people actually use their ovens, to cook food. Well, I have to admit, I haven't used mine much lately, its becoming a rather large and heavy kitchen ornament, although, hardly ornamental either.

I'll be making another video hopefully quite soon, I can talk for short periods of time, and seem to be getting used to the morphine...slightly. So fingers crossed, watch out for a video within the next few days to a week.

Thanks for reading

N xx